Stubble In Paradise

Stubble In Paradise

Soooo….Mr. Addanac wants to grow a beard. I don’t think this is going over too well with the missus. She doesn’t appear to be a fan of a lotta facial hair. And Hank’s lil’ Hitler moustache may not even get him on the school bus. Poor, poor, stupid Hank. The things he does to get outta school. It didn’t work for Prince Harry, Hank, and I don’t think it’s gonna work for you, either.

Thanks for playing, though. :)

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  1. japlander says:

    (^U^) LOL!!!!
    I can relate!!! My wife often makes comments like that when I don’t shave for a couple of days!

  2. admin says:

    Yeah, japlander. For some reason females don’t care for that sandpaper effect. Go figure.

  3. Matt Stout says:

    My wife feels the same way. Good thing I can’t grow a beard to save my life.

  4. Bearman says:

    hmmm…mine bought me a razor that just leaves stubble b/c she likes the “Hugh Jackman effect”

  5. admin says:

    Matt, I can grow hair on demand. I’ve got a five o’clock shadow already this morning.

  6. admin says:

    Bearman, my wife likes my beard, but she can’t stand prickly stubble. Whenever I shave it off, she won’t come anywhere near me til it’s back to fuzzy again.

  7. canned ham says:

    I had a beard for 3 mo shaved it off when it got a mind of its own, wife was very appreciative.

  8. admin says:

    I guess I should put the shoe on the other foot, Phil. I wouldn’t like it if my wife grew a huge beard, so I should return the favor. She doesn’t mind as long as it doesn’t go over or under a certain length.

    Now, chest hair is a horse of another color. :)

  9. nursemyra says:

    the drapes don’t match the carpet

  10. cbabin says:

    I only shave once a week. Which is probably why my girlfriend left me. It’s sad to think that we’re being kept apart by facial hair. Well … that and the restraining order!

  11. I have a goatee and the wife was against it at first, but I did not relent. She eventually grew to like it, thats when I knew it was time to shave it off (no, not really, I kept it!!). I can’t grow a beard, no hair will grow above midcheek beyond a quarter til 3 o’clock shadow, but from the nose on down, it’s gorilla man!!

  12. wit says:

    Why is it that women have to put the brakes on our facial hair experiments? It’s wrong. WRONG!

  13. Matt Stout says:

    I’m jealous George, it takes me 3 weeks to grow a 5 ‘oclock shadow!

  14. Michael says:

    I had to add your page to stumbleupon, Hitlertache FTW! :D

  15. I think Mr. Addanac looks good with the stubble. Kind of like a Latin version of Hugh Laurie. :)

  16. admin says:

    Nurse Myra, sometimes that’s a good thing. Glad to see ya over in tha City!

  17. admin says:

    Craig, restraining orders are merely suggestions and shaving once a week is underrated. One’s innate manliness festers in a beard.

  18. admin says:

    Jynksie, I’m glad my beard finally came in. I didn’t start shaving until I got to college (far away from home, with no instructions).

  19. admin says:

    Yeah, Wit, I know, right? My wife steadily whines when I go get my boxer wax.

  20. admin says:

    Matt, don’t be jealous of a hair factory. At least you don’t have to invest in a 64 oz. bottle of Drano for the shower and bathrom sink.

  21. admin says:

    Hey, Michael! Thanks! Yeah, Hank is way strange.

  22. admin says:

    Lonnie, Hugh Laurie is da man! Check out Mr. Addanac tomorrow. ;)

  23. dgriff13 says:

    LOL, oh dear. Goodness you get a lotta comments.

  24. admin says:

    I just got really cool people who come by to check on me, Dawn. :)

  25. Andrew says:

    I dont have this problem. Im 33 and it would take me about 4 weeks to grow a beard. Needles to say, I keep clean shaved just so I wont look too bad.

  26. admin says:

    See, Andrew? You guys are just plain fortunate. My follicles have no patience. I can grow dreadlocks in less than a week (and that’s just under my armpits)! I was the guy just beggin’ to get hit with a Nair bomb on Halloween.

  27. CasperMcFadden says:

    HA! I can definitely relate….we Latin types are a hairy lot. Before getting married I hadda do a uni-brow wax”…painful stuff. Now I’m just praying that my baby daughter don’t inherit my, um, “charms”.

  28. admin says:

    Yes, Casper. I too have to do a lil’ unibrow maintenance so I don’t go around looking like Oscar the Grouch. Some say it’s a lot of hassle, but I think a few extra minutes in the morning every now and then is worth it.

  29. Gabie Denise says:

    Oh no Hank..lol! I agree with Mama Addanac…everyone can not wear a beard..lol!

  30. admin says:

    Agreed, Gabie. It takes a special kinda dude. Like Kenny Rogers. Or Chuck Norris. Or Freeway from State Property.

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