Desperation H

Desperation H

That’s one thing I sorta disliked about the concept of camping: not having access to all of life’s wonderful electronic devices.

That, and sleeping on the ground and using leaves (or poison ivy) for toilet paper. :)

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  1. N.G. Woosh says:

    Talk about getting kernels stuck in your teeth.

    Mmmm crunchy.

  2. jynksie says:

    My idea of camping is a Red Roof Inn! However, I prefer the 23rd floor of the nearest luxury hotel w/ feather fluffed beds, turndown service and toilet paper made of woven silk and gold inlays!

  3. speearr says:

    Is it that bad? I've never had unmicrowaved microwave popcorn.

  4. natefakes says:

    Popcorn is irritating! There's always those kernels that don't pop, and then I bite down on one and a tooth falls out! Typically I will only eat the good stuff at the theater.

  5. GeorgeFord says:

    Maybe Hank uses that one prominent tooth as sorta like a can (kernel) opener?

  6. GeorgeFord says:

    Don't forget about the fountain of wine that flows near foyer. :)

  7. GeorgeFord says:

    It's reminiscent to Cornuts, I believe. :D

  8. GeorgeFord says:

    I generally avoid pocorn when I can. It's never worth the trouble of dealing with after I'm finished.

    Sorta like my ex-girlfriend. :D

  9. He perfers it Extra Crunchy..

  10. SpilledInkGuy says:

    EEeeewwww! (But in a very funny way) :x

  11. HAHAH!
    MAYBE HE COULD PUT IT UNDER THE SUN TO MICROWAVE IT!

  12. bearman says:

    nooo…you are camping remember. Chocolate fountain with graham crackers and marshmallows.

  13. Jeromatic says:

    You mentioned Camping… I went hiking last week with a friend of mine and was still pulling ticks off two days later

  14. yorksnbeans says:

    Dentist here we come! :-)

  15. GeorgeFord says:

    Oooh….that sounds so much better. :)

  16. GeorgeFord says:

    That one is gonna be working overtime, huh?

  17. GeorgeFord says:

    Thank ya very much!

  18. GeorgeFord says:

    Or he could roast it in those flames from that website those children are whining over. That would be funny! :D

    Glad you started doing a webcomic, Hans! Maybe that will keep ya busy. Good luck!

  19. GeorgeFord says:

    Man, ticks can ruin your whole day. Especially the way they keep hangin' on trying to irritate you. The best you can do is pull 'em off, light a match to 'em, and forget about 'em. :)

  20. GeorgeFord says:

    Now that's a great idea, YNB! I would love to see the repartee between Hank and his dentist. That would be wild! :)

  21. David says:

    Ha! Maybe I'm wrong, but I think popcorn is pretty good unpopped… Then again, I also eat peanuts with the shells and just had some edamame still in the pod (to my wife's dismay). I could be certifiable… or maybe I just love life… too much. :)

  22. GeorgeFord says:

    The best I can do is eating sunflower seeds whole. I've tried boiled peanuts with the shell, though. You're a strong man, David. :)

  23. Midtoon says:

    Nooooo, not like cornuts at all!. Unpopped corn is so hard that it can break your teeth is you bite too hard on it.

    Cornuts on the other hand, and hard, but oh, so good…

    Sorry George, I have to side with the cornuts here, since they don't have a voice to defend themselves.

  24. Midtoon says:

    I may be wrong, but edamame is actually eaten WITH the pod, no? I thought is was the equivalent of green beans but with soy beans and in japanese.

    As for the other two… well… to each person their own… LOL @ certifiable. Aren't we all?

  25. GeorgeFord says:

    I'm a Cornut-eatin' fool, Nef! They don't do my teeth any good, though. :)

  26. GeorgeFord says:

    That one tooth is gonna be working overtime, huh?

  27. GeorgeFord says:

    Man, y'all are eating way better than I am. The only exotic food I partake in is eating Oodles of Noodles straight out the package like sesame sticks. :D

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