I wonder how these bedtime stories and fairy tales would seem like if they had that guy who does the voice-overs for the movie previews describing them. They’d probably sound a lot more exciting and intriguing.
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I wonder how these bedtime stories and fairy tales would seem like if they had that guy who does the voice-overs for the movie previews describing them. They’d probably sound a lot more exciting and intriguing.

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I'm almost afraid to see what you'd do to Snow White & The & Dwarfs!
….err, * 7 dwarfs!
You mean what the Dwarves did to Snow White? :O
I started off with Snow White, but her story took up too much "thriller" dialogue.
I thought that freak Goldilocks would work better.
They were terrible to her, weren't they? Always telling her "Hi, ho" and stuff.
What the–? Darnit! It was there a second ago. Oh, wait, there it is. It went straight over your head! Get it!
Joner you have to get with the program. George is ahead of his time in that he actually creates a 5 panel cartoon but you only get to see the first 4. You are supposed to come up with the fifth panel and post it here what you think it should be.
Lol I never looked at it that way…. well she was a hoe wan't she? Living with twelve midgets, what a fetish!
She's worse than I thought… I always thought she lived with Seven men, but apparently you know about FIVE more on the side!
ohhhhh… That's the way it works!
Bearman, our buddy, Joner, doesn't have time for all that grown-up thinking. He's incessantly busy adding to his article on "Addanac City Sucks". But every now and then, I give him a lil' rope for my amusement.
Disney felt that Snow White and Twelve Dwarfs would've had negative connotations, so they edited out Gassy, Jonesy, Lusty, Grabby, and Horny.
Yeah, Nef! Saturdays are audience participation days! I thought I told you?
More embarassing than Joner Boners? That would take some doing, Hans. Keep up the good work!
Can't we all just get along! lol.
I got you beat Georgie boy. LWK was just referred to as being offensive to humanity. Not just women, retards and puppies … but all of humanity! It's a proud day in the Babin household!
http://unfortunatewebcomics.blogspot.com/
It started as a joke? Where's the punchline?
But, your article? That $#!+ is funny. Maybe you should sit down and do stand up.
Hey, always look at the positives, Grasshopper. That's one to grow on.
You'll never beat me, Babin!!!! I got a 16 year old manservant (or is that boyservant?) who spends his every freakin' waking hour making sure that the world knows that ADDANAC CITY is not funny! He's dreaming of ways to undermine me! He's passing out leaflets and goin' on talk shows! This kid is on his grind!
So, until you get your own mindless robotic slave, you'll never reach the depths of ADDANAC CITY, pal!
But you're the only one who cares, Son. Just make sure they spell the name right: ADDANAC CITY.
And get yer own views (if you can). This ain't a charity drive.
Wow! I thought you had to be a SUPERSTAR to have your own bonafide stalker! This kid really has it in for Hank and AC. He's going through a lot of trouble to come here, faithfully, just to beg viewers to go to his site. Cut him some slack. Have you seen HIS comic . . . need I say any more? Even he admits that it's a joke! They say, "those who can't draw, critique." How can anyone take such an uneducated opinion seriously? Especially when his comic lacks originality and looks like a three-year-old's doodling.
I wonder what his girlfriend thinks of his obsession with you, George?
No. I didn't read what you wrote. I'm too busy doing my own thing. And if I must reiterate, I don't really care what you write on your own site. That's on you. *Yawn*
I am proud of you, though. You've got drive and spirit. You've been swinging from my sack for almost two weeks, Hans, without falling off. That takes temerity.
What you fail to realize, is that I OWN you, my son. You live your life based on what I'M doing. I dictate your every breath. Each time you come back here or add something to your article, I get another piece of you. Each time I excite you enough to say something, I get one more morsel of you. Sooner or later, there'll be nothing of you left other than the hoarse croaking of my name.
I know your friends are wondering where you are, or what you're constantly doing. Do you have enough nerve to say "I'm hating on one FREE website that's not even in the Top 5 Million!"? No. I doubt it.
Your infatuation with me is as cute and adorable as a newborn baby. How could you have a life when it's spent on me? The evidence speaks for itself. I hope you still have time to rant and rave and be my lapdog when middle school starts back up.
~with love,
Your New Owner
In a world… where strangers dare to violate the sanctity of a bear's home… where even moderately heated porridge is not safe…
Hey, I'd go see that!
I'd love to hear the voice that goes along with that preview.
Hey, good luck to you too, Hans! Really.
And I'll see ya next year!
(Now back to our regularly scheduled program….)
I got a chance to sit down and read that review of you, Craig, and all of the stuff that guy said made me want to go read your comics again. Yeah, you're a perverted so-and-so, but isn't everyone who's on a computer? Instead of trashing you, this guy sounds like an advertisement. I'm sure plenty of folks would wanna go check you out if anybody saw it.
I do think it's funny that the people who trash us begin their literary career BY trashing us. I guess you gotta make your bones somewhere.
oh mrs. a how tempting u r today!
Doesn't she look yummily luscious? :p
I mean seriously, those fairy tales are adult content.
I mean Hansel and Gretel talks about cannibalism for pete sakes!
Cannibalism!
Hmm… Flesh..
Mmm….brains….