Greatest American Zero

Greatest American Zero

OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: All GI Joe and Cobra characters are (c) Hasbro, Inc.

When I was a kid, I had all of the G.I. Joe action figures and vehicles. I thought it was the greatest toy collection ever (with Transformers following at a close second). I don’t know if the new Joe movie is any good, but I hope that it’s entertaining at least.

And, knowing Hank, if he was gonna emulate any of the characters, it would be someone from Cobra.

I wonder how the church service went? :D


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  1. Holy crap! That's a riot! I didn't see that one coming at all. Hank needs church, and after seeing the S&M scene between his parents, Mr. and Mrs A need church too!

  2. Midtoon says:

    G.I. Joe, Dragonball Z, Transformers, Ninja Turtles… One of these days they will bring Mazinger Z back.

    My favorite figures were Star Wars. Me and my brother played with them for hours on end. Hank has an impressive wardrobe, though…

    • GeorgeFord says:

      I had all of the major Star Wars figures, also. I think my favorite was either Boba Fett or Hammerhead (just because he was differently sculpted, which was unique for a 70'a action figure).

  3. The only one I remember is cobra…I think that was on the same time as spiderman so I didn't watch that cartoon much.

    • GeorgeFord says:

      I never got to see the cartoon much. I did read all of the Marvel comics, though.

      And nuthin' could even touch Spiderman and His Amazing Friends. :)

  4. David says:

    Hey, he could be Tomax and Xamot (Cobra's twin brothers). After talking to himself and responding they may need to do an exorcism. :)

    • GeorgeFord says:

      Father Mackey is preparing now to perform an exorcism on Hank. He's just trying to gather up enough nerve to attempt it. :)

      And I loved Tomax and Xamot! I think my favorite characters were Firefly, Major Bludd, and Shipwreck.

  5. Love it! I remember having a few Cobra figures myself.. I think I used one as Leonardo DaVinci in a flying machine for a school project.

  6. AndyCarolan says:

    Never got into GI Joe here, perhaps it wasnt a UK think. I had a Steve Austin with a super strength ratchet arm though lol – Excelent comic! – Storm Shadow is definately church clothing though :D

    • GeorgeFord says:

      I had the Steve Austin, too. You mean the one where you could look thru the back of his head and had magnified vision? I used to love that thing. I lost the little red shoes, though. :D

  7. About 6 of my G.I. Joes are buried on the banks of a river near my parents house … three or four probably floated up stream, too. And that was just last week! :)

  8. John K says:

    cobra commander is so church appropriate! it is a suit for pete's sakeB)

    • GeorgeFord says:

      I thought about saving the Commander for last choice, but there was something so amusing to me about being a ninja and having sharp weapons with you in church. :D

  9. Dave says:

    Too bad none of the characters in the movie look anything like what we grew up with. :@

    • GeorgeFord says:

      That's one thing I don't really like about the movie pix I've seen, but I guess they had to bring everything up-to-date and tie it in with the new wave of toys.

  10. Michelle says:

    I really don't know anything about G.I. Joe. All I remember while watching the cartoon was about cobra and I think a bald headed man with a patch over his eye. Could never get into that cartoon. I digg the comic tho.

  11. Midwestmom73 says:

    The only thing I did with GI Joe action figures that I acquired from the neighbor boys after they launched them into my back yard was make them be my barbie dolls chauffeur or body guards. I did have a yoda action figure that some boy in class gave me once as a way to say he was sorry for gluing paper in my hair when we were all watching movies..

  12. bearman says:

    Ok…I am starting to get a complex. I see you commenting all over the blog world and yet you haven't visited me in 4 days…what's up with that. Ahhhhh…back in the day when you only had me to visit..haha

    • GeorgeFord says:

      Sorry I haven't been around lately, B! It's nothing personal, but I still feel like a heel (plus five toes) for it. I did, however, mention you favorably in an interview I had Saturday night on WCRI (and that's not in Cinncinnatti). I'll try to get my act together and beg your creative pardon. :)

  13. speearr says:

    Ha! That was unexpected! I'm really envious Hank's got all those costumes. All I get to wear to church are jeans and button-down shirts.

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