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1. Friggin Loon says:

   2009/09/14 at 4:28 am

   When I was traveling in a an Asian country (which will remain nameless) I watched a group of men squatting around this one single tap up in a remote mountainous area. They were filling up plastic bottles of water. After watching for several minutes the penny dropped. They had with them a primitive re-sealing machine in which to put fresh caps on the bottles. Further down the road tourists were buying theses bottles, safe in the belief they were sipping fresh bottled water from a Swiss mountain glacier. I would have given them a few hours tops before the dysentery set in. I am guessing they would all be blaming it on something they ate!!!

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   • GeorgeFord says:

     2009/09/14 at 4:06 pm

     Wow! That's a story, alright. I try to be extremely careful when I leave the country because I know that I may get scammed in some fashion, but that takes the cake. I bet those guys charged an exorbitant amount for the water, too.

     I wonder if they teach a class Hank could enroll in.

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     • Friggin Loon says:

       2009/09/14 at 4:19 pm

       I thought Hank might have been behind it ?

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       • George says:

         2009/11/15 at 9:45 pm

         He may actually be the one responsible come to think of it.

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2. Claire Collins says:

   2009/09/14 at 5:29 am

   Ewww Special vitamins and minerals as in soil, sweat and who knows what else!

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   • GeorgeFord says:

     2009/09/14 at 4:07 pm

     Special sauce, lettuce, and cheese.

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     • Claire Collins says:

       2009/09/15 at 2:37 am

       And two all beef patties and his sesame seeded bun!

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       • GeorgeFord says:

         2009/09/15 at 3:48 am

         That sounds more like Uncle Jack and his current predicament.

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3. SpilledInkGuy says:

   2009/09/14 at 12:32 pm

   I guess you get what you pay for … or more if we're talking intestinal problems!

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   • GeorgeFord says:

     2009/09/14 at 4:07 pm

     Would it be considered Addanac's Revenge?

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4. natefakes says:

   2009/09/14 at 12:58 pm

   Looks scrumptious! Can't wait til he makes some flavored water!

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   • GeorgeFord says:

     2009/09/14 at 4:08 pm

     You should try Hank's homemade chocolate milk.

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     • Friggin Loon says:

       2009/09/14 at 4:20 pm

       Especially when he adds the bubbles

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       • GeorgeFord says:

         2009/09/15 at 3:47 am

         The bubbles just make it better. They're antioxidants.

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5. John k. says:

   2009/09/14 at 9:14 am

   I think I just threw up a little in my mouth!

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   • GeorgeFord says:

     2009/09/14 at 4:08 pm

     And some still got on me.

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6. Midwestmom73 says:

   2009/09/14 at 1:52 pm

   That is just too natural for me eww yuck

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   • GeorgeFord says:

     2009/09/14 at 4:09 pm

     Yeah, I prefer to stay away from those homestyle remedies and such.

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   • GeorgeFord says:

     2009/09/15 at 3:49 am

     Those natural remedies are always the best.

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7. David says:

   2009/09/14 at 2:00 pm

   Well, at least Hank ain't lying–soap scum constitutes a mineral!

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   • GeorgeFord says:

     2009/09/14 at 4:10 pm

     Good going, David! You've got the idea. You wanna work on Hank's promotional team?

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8. notapeopleperson says:

   2009/09/14 at 2:25 pm

   A little bit of Hank you can take with you…

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   • GeorgeFord says:

     2009/09/14 at 4:10 pm

     As you know, a little dab will do ya!

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9. jynksie says:

   2009/09/14 at 3:01 pm

   It looks a little to crunchy for my taste! *grin*

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   • GeorgeFord says:

     2009/09/14 at 4:11 pm

     The crunch is just limited-edition flavor crystals.

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10. Bearman says:

    2009/09/14 at 7:09 pm

    hmmm…why does this water taste like dirt and urine?

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    • GeorgeFord says:

      2009/09/14 at 8:33 pm

      Because it's good for ya!

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11. speearr says:

    2009/09/15 at 12:56 pm

    When he reaches puberty, the concoction will even be protein-rich!

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    • GeorgeFord says:

      2009/09/16 at 1:43 am

      I don't want any parts of a Hankshake. o.0

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    • JLG says:

      2009/11/14 at 6:54 pm

      Ack.

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12. Gabie Denise says:

    2009/09/16 at 3:37 pm

    First off, Friggin Loon's story is so awakening and disturbing…LMAO! Wow! Hank lil nasty behind, selling nasty water…lol!

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    • GeorgeFord says:

      2009/09/16 at 5:09 pm

      The best way to make money is by selling something that you didn't have to pay for initially.

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13. JLG says:

    2009/11/14 at 6:54 pm

    That is…a special kind of wrong.

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    • George says:

      2009/11/15 at 9:46 pm

      Hank has more specials comin' up soon.

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