Oh, no Jack didn’t?!!
Did he?
I think this is gonna adversely affect the outcome of his bail hearing, wouldn’t you agree?
If you’re new to this storyline, start here and work your way forward.
Oh, and here’s a new poll where you, Dear Reader, get to help determine Jack’s fate.





I think that ole judge is about to explode a stroke in his seat!
You don't think he'd be pleased to have Jack in his family?
Why am I the only one who voted tock him up. Too many bleeding hearts out there..haha
Jack will buy you a Frappucino if you allow him to stay free.
Uh-oh. Not only does Jack have to pay for his crimes, but he's gotta pay child-support too?
That's gonna cost Jack all of his confederate bullion.
If stupid was water Jack could drown all of us.
I agree. Jack is certainly a tsunami of ignorance.
I just voted for the lock-up, Bearman. In this case, the comic opportunities of his release need to be seriously weighed against the bodily harm we all risk if he's free. Right?
Btw, "Come gimme some love, Grandpa!" is a catch phrase that should be hollered loud and often.
There's no need to worry in Odori Park, Chris. Jack can't read, so he's not likely to step one foot into the best bookstore in town.
"Come gimme some love, Grandpa" could be the next "Where's The Beef"! Someone go fetch my Marketing Director from the bar and bring him hither.
I don't think that judge is going to live through another frame..
If Jack impregnated my daughter, I don't think I would even wanna live.
Love that last frame! Forget due process, I think Jack's about to get his sentence straight from the judge!
Jack should learn to shut up and let his attorney do all the talking.
That's one way to really get on the judges good side! Keep it in the family
And if there's one thing Jack believes in, it's family.
lock 'im up baby, lock 'im up.
But Jack doesn't react well to incarceration.
The three words spoken to a judge that almost will guarantee your butt being thrown in jail are "Did your daughter!" And you gotta add the little "heh, heh" of self-congratulations in or else it's no good.
Jack does seem pretty proud of this fact. He'll be a welcome addition to any family gathering.
wow.. that's not gonna work out too well for ol' jack
Hopefully, things are gonna start looking up for him soon.
I want him out of jail so I can hear his sweet horn playing!
Oh, Jack has fingers and lips of magic. Ask anyone.
Holyyyyyyyyyyyy shnikies!!!
You never what what secrets Jack is gonna reveal.
Hahaha! It's okay J.B. … she's only "allegedly" pregnant!
Ya gotta be careful with all the legal jargon being spewed around the courtroom. Jack will find a loophole in a minute.