Witless Protection

Witless Protection

I wonder if Trojan would ever try to market this? It would save on production costs. :)

If you’re new to this storyline, start here and work your way forward.

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...

Discussion (30)¬

  1. qka says:

    I'm not so sure. Have you priced duct tape lately?

  2. Bearman says:

    Aluminum foil??? I am surprised she isn't dead.

  3. Sean says:

    Man I do not want to know what they were doing with that stuff… or do I?

  4. natefakes says:

    Wow! Sounds kinky – and yet horribly wrong at the same time!

  5. John K says:

    it's time to teach sex ed in prisons huh?

  6. D. Long says:

    Eek, no matter how good it is, you really pay for it later when it's time to rip the tape off :@

    • GeorgeFord says:

      It's best to rip it off all at once instead of easing it. The duct tape method ensures that you choose your experiences carefully. You don't wanna be doing this every day. :)

  7. David says:

    Ah! Aluminum "folied" again!

  8. David says:

    Duct tape… It has a million and one uses, but I can’t recall that being one if them.

  9. That is cruel and unusual punishment for her!

  10. Matt_SFC says:

    Three rolls of duct tape? He should be able to stand on that thing.

  11. OUCH! I'm beginning to think Jack is fibbing … I don't think breaking out that kinda' hardware would be very appealing to the Judge's daughter!

  12. dgriff13 says:

    man. talk about killing the mood. duck tape does NOT solve everything!

  13. A-Hyuck says:

    i'm reluctant to try this method…yet i worry about the stinging.

  14. speearr says:

    3 rolls of duct tape??? Was it out of necessity, or was he trying to 'pad'?

Comment¬