It’s old news that the steady increase in teen pregnancy has prompted schools to start providing birth control as a means to combat the trend. Abstinence is being taught also, but for some darn reason, it just hasn’t caught on as much as society prefers. 
And don’t get mad at me; they’re teaching this stuff to kids in elementary school now. They’re trying to inform them early before they become teenagers and it’s too late.
I figured that Hank, being Hank, would be too obtuse to really know what those things are used for. As brightly colored, flavored, and packaged as they are, that little idiot would think they were candy. 
You should post a warning not to be drinking any type of beverage when viewing this.. I had to get a cloth and clean my screen.. Ha Ha!!!
I'm sorry, Laura. I didn't know it would have that effect on viewers.
You know that I was j/k right?
WHOAAAAAAAAA, Nellie!!!!!
And on that note—
Are you serious? They're really teaching this stuff in some elementary schools in AMERICA? The nation of the Puritans? Land of the uptight, home of the repressed?
In Scandanavia, sure. But here? Where, I ask ya, where is this done?
California. For real.
Yeah, Nef. My 10 year old son comes home telling me stuff that I only learned in tenth grade or on the street. Schools aren't taking any chances anymore.
I'm agree with Nef. They're definitely teaching it in California. Word.
While it's true that they come in flavors, the after taste is terribe… Or so I've heard. I wouldn't know. I have no idea.
I've heard the same thing, but I'm not gonna find out personally.
Yikes! haha
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Good thing you weren't drinking while you were reading.
You know what else condoms are good for? As bobs when you go fishing and as grips for your bicycle handle bars. Or so I am told, of course.
Hmmm….I never thought about that. Someone oughtta try that and see how well it works.
ah yes, when i have a few left over, if for some reason i do, i will go fishing with my grandpa and tell him to strap her on…wonder what he'll do…don't want to know actually.
Hahaha! Tell me what happens.
Eww… (btw, just noticed the new header, looks nice!)
Thanks, John!
Wow…. That's awkward
LOL!!
Time to talk abou tthe birds and the bees……. and the condoms…
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I just saw the title of your recent post. I've gotta go see if we have similar comics.
Did they have the glow-in-the-dark ones?
I imagine Hank just wants long-lasting flavor.
Why? It happens to me all the time. I need to either stay off the computer or stop drinking.
I'm really gonna miss my computer.
Maybe her computer should consider wearing protection! Heck, yours too George!! LMAO!
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Microsoft doesn't sound like a good name for a company that would make those things. Maybe Magnahard?
Wwwwwwwow….that was disturbingly funny.
Better be careful, George; some stupid sicko on the Internet might take that last panel and put it on a bootleg T-shirt!
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It'll be just like those window stickers of Calvin peeing on various NASCAR numbers and team insignias, huh?
I physically hurt for Watterson whenever I see one of those.
I think Bill should've opted for a few merchandising deals myself. May as well make a profit from it.
Does hank know how to make any balloon animals?!
Only horses. You should see where they're hung.
Oh Gawd the conversation between you and Spilled ink too funny. Love it
He makes me say these things.
Hey I didn't notice the new header before. Nice.
I am not commenting on anything condom related for a long time.
Y'all haven't seen this header after all the time it's been up?
And how come I can't get no condom comments? I made this strip three weeks ago before your brand came out.
Truly hilarious.
Just so you know, today marks the day that I finally, after starting from the first online Addanac City comic, and reading whole gobs of it at a time whenever I could, have finally caught up to today's!
I'm looking forward to many more years of Hank's mischief, as he is trapped forever in the 2nd grade!
Also, VA love from a fellow VA boy. Surf Wisely.
Hey, thanks! I'm glad you've been checking me out and liking the series. I'm gonna try to keep up the hilarity for many more years to come, definitely. And VA love right back at'cha! Keep making that good music.
ZOMG!!! You actually visited my site??!!!! AND LISTENED TO MY MUSIC?! YOU POOR MAN!!!
Surf Wisely.
Seriously though, thanks.
Yeah, Dolst. I listened to the three songs you had on your site. I like electronica and have been listening to Claudio Sanchez's "My Brother's Death Machine (?)" recently. Keep up the good work.
takes a true man to say he enjoys another man checking him out while on the topic of condoms, George
We're very comfortable around here.
Ya’ll might not have been around long enough to notice but the unwed pregnancy rate didn’t start goin’ up till they started teachin’ that stuff in school. We just waited til we got married and then figured it out.
I've been married a year and I'm still trying to figure it out.
hmm…given all the positions and techniques, it'll take even me a few…hours or so to figure it out.
Someone should write a manual or something.