Most people (at least those born prior to 1974) know The Color Purple as a film about an oppressed African American woman who struggles against the odds. It also introduced the world to Whoopi Goldberg and Oprah Winfrey in a major way. Shoot, after seeing this film in the theaters as a kid, it took me three years to not wanna just kick Danny Glover in the twig and berries. The story was that powerful.
I later learned that the movie was based on a novel written by Alice Walker. Well, this past Saturday night, I attended the Broadway-touring theatrical production of The Color Purple at the historic Fox Performing Arts Theater. Don’t ask me how I was able to get my hands on $140 apiece-chillin’-in-the-Mezzanine seats, but I wanted to surprise my wife by doing something cultural and being the one to initiate it. I’m constantly working on ADDANAC CITY in some way, shape, or form, and I usually won’t take the time to do anything else when I’m not at work. So for me to make plans to do something on a Saturday night that didn’t even marginally pertain to Hank’s town was a gigantic surprise for her.

I was tremendously impressed with all of the renovations that had been done to the Fox Theater. The facility is gorgeous! It had more than adequate seating and was adorned with tons of ornate features. My wife claims she even saw Ernest Thomas (Raj from that old 70′s comedy show What’s Happenin’), but I somehow missed him while ogling the building like a lost tourist.
Now, usually I’m not a huge fan of musicals. In fact, the only musicals I rave over are Team America and the South Park movie, so you know my taste buds were in for some twists. I was amazed by the performances of all of the actors. These folks could act. And more importantly than that, these folks could sing. Every single person who took the stage could hold their own vocally. I didn’t hear a single error or off-note during the entire two hour and forty-five minute production.
This troupe knew exactly what they were doing, and they had the audience eating out of their hands. Since I’m not in the know regarding who’s who on the Broadway theatrical circuit, I wasn’t familiar with any of the principal actors nor behind-the-scenes people, but I must admit that they knew their craft and they gave us every ounce of their capabilities. If they held anything back, I would be very, very afraid of them.
The choreography was magnificent. The performers executed dance moves with seemingly perfect synchronization. And they did it all effortlessly. If this musical makes its way anywhere near your vicinity, I advise you to go see it. The tickets may seem to be a bit steep for decent seats, but believe me, it’s worth it. You should not be disappointed.
And fellas, if you’re trying to impress a certain young lady, getting tickets to this show will do wonders for your relationship. Your significant other will look at you in a new light as you transform from ashy to classy.
I give this production two thumbs up, and I would definitely go see it again if the opportunity arises.



























