If you’re a white-haired, tiny old man who consistently claims that you’re over two-hundred year old, then you should expect to be hunted down by the town’s premiere television anchorman.

Phil McHunt wants the scoop on what Amos‘s Fountain-Of-Youth secret is. And can you really blame him? Phil is started to look just about as ancient and decrepit as Amos these days. He’d be starting pounding back some Oil of Olay or something pretty daggone soon.