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Beware of any trophies, certificates, or awards shown to you by Hank Addanac.
It’s more than a safe bet that he is not the rightful recipient of any of those accolades. The only event Hank would possibly be the front-runner for would be World’s Biggest Rogue. 
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Kids grow up fast on the streets of Addanac, or should i say run fast!
You must be fleet of foot in order to survive these crazy streets of Addanac City.
Hank's got the right idea, just let other people do all the work I say!
That's the principle i try to live by here at the office.
Well evidently Hank could have one that Ribbon if he really wanted to since Timothy couldn't catch up to him, so it'll make Tim work harder next year in order to hold on to his winnings. Easy come easy go when you grow up around Hank.
You're right about that, Todd. Hank is gonna you the fundamentals of life whether you like it or not. He's always been a proponent of tough love.
Hey, George, that name seems a little familiar to me
I actually sucked at running.
Hahaha! I named him in your honor, sir. I was wondering if you would notice. I'll throw people shout-outs every now and then.
Hank might have a future in Pro Sports. I hear the Saints are lookin' for some people.
I don't think they could afford to turn Hank down.
I'm a Saints fan too, so don't get mad, Bo.
That is OK…in a few years Timmy will be stealing Hank's girlfriend
I'm trying to imagine the kind of girl Hank would fall in love with. Then, I'm imagining the kind of girl who would fall head over heels for Hank. Desperate times call for desperate measures, I guess.
The blue-ribbon winner couldn't catch up to Hank? It was either a REALLY slow race, or Timothy himself cheated.
…or maybe Hank really IS a skilled track runner, but is too much of a nonconformist for organized sport.
Hank has had plenty of practice running from irate neighbors, local authorities, and P.O.'d friends. He's usually one step ahead of everyone anyway.
Once again, Hank's logic is bullet proof. Should've known better Christie.
Hank will not be defied by any means.
That's going on the refrigerator!
Hank's parents had better treasure whatever awards he brings home regardless of where they come from.
To the <del>wiener</del> winner goes the spoils!
I always believed that the reason we put kids in organized sports is to develop the skills they need to survive in society. Hank seems to share those beliefs!
Survival of the fittest seems to be the only thing those kids end up learning. They'd better be prepared for Hank in adulthood.
That's pretty solid logic! Plus, I'm sure the Highlander rule can be applied to field day competitions.
Hahaha! I bet it could. Hank would emerge victorious every time, I'm sure.
Well at least he thought this one through!
Hank has the ability to make even the strangest things make sense.
He's got a point.
Hank's psycho logic cannot be undermined.
There's a special jolt of adrenaline you get when you're running from the guy from whom you just stole something. erm… at least >.> so I'm told! :`D
Mm-mm….are you sure you didn't learn that firsthand, Jande.
Who, me? Nevah! >.> Only spare change from my mother's purse, when I was nine or so, who stole it from my father's pockets when she did the laundry. :`D ( Parents didn't believe in allowances for girls)
That must have sucked. How did people expect girls to pay for stuff?
"Get a job!" Food (never enough), clothing (also never enough), just the necessities were what you got and they paid for it. If they weren't around when you needed something, too bad. Guess they had to finance their trips overseas somehow. lol (but I'm not bitter!) lol
Strangely enough, my parents were similar. They bought me whatever I wanted (or whatever they saw fit for me to have). They didn't see a reason for me to require holding money in my own grubby lil hands.
You got to love hank. He always finds a way.
Failure is just something Hank does in his classes, not in life's manipulation.
And Hank's the biggest hot dog of them all, Mark.
Looks like he earned it for being faster than the winner.
That's what I say!
Ha!
Sprinters.
The only time I run is when someone's behind me.