Yes, I am well aware of how nasty, atrocious, and disgusting today’s strip is. What prompted me to create this offensively foul comic? I dunno, it must be a Hank thing.
Plus, it’s plain outright fun for me watch Hank do his worst to Christie. I would never wanna use that phone again if I were her.






There's an "ass" for that!
Christie's gonna have a "smell" of a time too.
I like the blur motion in the first panel. And the stench cloud in the last!
Thanks, Bill. It's the funky touches that I enjoy also.
I wouldn't even want to call Christie's phone. Who knows what can be digitally transmitted?
You can probably get a virus from that thing one way or another.
The phones new ringtone is "please god, please smash me"
That phone is gonna be incapable of of giving any happy texting emoticons.
Trifling….you pull out all the good 80's terms
Thanks. I'm stupid def also. To the max.
She's going to get so negative thinking that the whole word stinks!
And she has to suspect that there's something rotten in Denmark also.
She needed to upgrade anyway.
Yeah…her screen has been touched way too much today.
Tain' no sharp edges on a cell phone! To use it as an even halfway effective scratcher, I don't even wanna KNOW how hard Hank was pressing in…
I suspect that the keyboard was studded for his scratching pleasure. o.0
Ewww… Find a phone box Kristie, find a phone box.
BTW my daughter's name is Kristy. Just thought I'd mention that for no particular reason